A spell on you

Lucifer, the devil rabbit, now thinks that he owns our kitchen. Every time I go in there, he gives me the evil eye like I am intruding on his personal time. He is not a very nice rabbit, but he is very smart. I think that he knew he would eventually be put outside with the other two rabbits, so he did house train himself to use a little litter box. This seems to be his only redeeming trait. He is also cute, but don't let him put his cute spell on you because he has a heart as black as his beady little eyes.
I didn't do anything for St. Patty's day except stay at home to get ready to go to Boston today. I did go to the store and found out that you can buy a dozen donuts in the evening for a buck. I finally found all the e-mails that Andrea has been sending to me from Spain, they were going into my Junk mail folder. Here is a little bit:

"After walking along the beach, we came back to the hotel and sunbathed for a few hours next to the pool. The pool was beautiful but unheated so I didn´t go in, but no worries - I totally will before the end of the trip. I did a bike workout today: 3 sets of 5x30 second jumps. It was a long and brutal workout on that saddle - it is so cushy and I´m getting major inner thigh friction from it. Some little girl (German family) when I was leaving was asking her dad why my bike shorts (i was wearing the classic velo bella ones) were so colorful and cool. He said that I no doubt ´raced on a professional Italian women´s cycling team.´I´m glad I come across as a pro Italian cyclist. That works! I think it was the ´bella´ that turned him onto that. Isn´t that hilarious though?"